“NEVER TRUST A CRICKETER”

Come all ye fair young maidens and harken unto me, Never trust a cricketer, whoever he may be. Randier than a sailor who’s been six months at sea, Never let a cricketer’s hand an inch above your knee. First let’s take the paceman, pure speed from first to last! My darlings do be careful; his [...]

Cricket Jokes

An Expectant Father An expectant father rang the hospital to see how his wife was doing. By mistake he dialled the number for Bourda Cricket Ground during the a Test Match. “How’s it going?” he asked. “Fine,” came the answer, “We’ve got five out already and only 5 more to go. The young father dropped the phone [...]